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I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

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Karl Pilkington
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 23
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People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.
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Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.
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I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
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I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
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We all just want to sit on our ass.
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Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
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I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
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